True Story...

[Peter Grove]

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. Now that can’t be a coincidence can it?

 

[santa sangria]

Did you know the CEO of Ikea is the new Prime Minister for Sweden?

Wow, what’s he doing now?

He’s assembling his cabinet.

 

[Kes]

I've just started a new job as a human chess piece.

The money's not bad. I'm on knights this week.

 

[Kes]

I was quietly watching some vintage porn last night when my wife suddenly walked in.

It was quite a shock - I had no idea she'd worked in the porn industry ... !!

 

[Peter Grove]

I tried calling the tinnitus helpline today, but to no avail.

It just kept ringing.

 

[Viridis1886]

I just tried to Google "Missing medieval servant".

Page not found.

 

[Kes]

I've just bought some state of the art garden shears.

Apparently they're the very latest in cutting hedge technology.