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Charlie Jones

Work Until You Don't Have To Introduce Yourself
#4
Hear about the man that stole a truck load of eggs?

he returned them earlier today, apparently he only did it for a yolk ... :foot:
 

Charlie Jones

Work Until You Don't Have To Introduce Yourself
#5
have you head about the local food factory? they aren't going to be making sausages any longer ...

apparently they are long enough!
 

Kes

I'll Decide ...
#6
Tristan Cope, the inventor of the jug died at home yesterday.

Tributes have been pouring in.....:rolleyes:
 

jack.prescott

Work hard, stay humble
Level 6 Referee
#10
I've heard that the pope has developed a recent obsession with cats, some saying he's now a fully fledged cat-a-holic.


Oh no sorry, Catholic.
 

DB

RefChat Addict
#13
A horse walked into a bar.... The Barman says "What's with the long face"

pahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahaa :D:):cool::cool:
 

Kes

I'll Decide ...
#14
I've something I need to tell you all but I'm finding it difficult to say.......

Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead. :( :p
 

DanCohen17

Simply The Best
#15
What do you call a man laying on your porch?
Matt

What do you call a man in a hole?
Phil

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug

What do you call a man WITHOUT a spade in his head?
Douglas

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes & no legs?
Still, no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and a toolbox on its head?
Still, no idea, at all.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, a toolbox on its head and its penis cut off?
Still, no f*cking, idea, at all!


Just like Duncan Bannatyne, I'm out!
 
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