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ill admit it ... I chuckled at that (even though ive heard it countless times! lol) got to love a dad joke
 
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Hear about the man that stole a truck load of eggs?

he returned them earlier today, apparently he only did it for a yolk ... :foot:
 
Tristan Cope, the inventor of the jug died at home yesterday.

Tributes have been pouring in.....:rolleyes:
 
I've heard that the pope has developed a recent obsession with cats, some saying he's now a fully fledged cat-a-holic.


Oh no sorry, Catholic.
 
A horse walked into a bar.... The Barman says "What's with the long face"

pahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahaa :D:):cool::cool:
 
I've something I need to tell you all but I'm finding it difficult to say.......

Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead. :( :p
 
What do you call a man laying on your porch?
Matt

What do you call a man in a hole?
Phil

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug

What do you call a man WITHOUT a spade in his head?
Douglas

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes & no legs?
Still, no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and a toolbox on its head?
Still, no idea, at all.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, a toolbox on its head and its penis cut off?
Still, no f*cking, idea, at all!


Just like Duncan Bannatyne, I'm out!
 
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