True Story...

[Peter Grove]

I hate getting into arguments about Möbius Strips.

They're always so one-sided.

 

[Kirkie]

I hate getting into arguments about Möbius Strips.

They're always so one-sided.

Haha, that's a clever play on words! The nature of Möbius Strips does make for a uniquely one-sided argument.

 

[Kes]

Congratulations to Hugh Zaprittie Boyden on his new appointment as the Chairman of the British Budgerigar Association!!

 

[Peter Grove]

I’ve been invited to the annual awards ceremony for the ‘oversize hair piece’ industry. I’m told all the big wigs will be there.

 

[RefereeX]

I just got back from an unsuccessful stint at the World Erection Championships. I got knocked out in the semis.

 

[benmc]

My dog, Minton, ate a shuttlecock... Bad Minton!

 

[benmc]

Went to a new fetish restaurant last night. I got toed in the hole

 

[one]

I just got back from an unsuccessful stint at the World Erection Championships. I got knocked out in the semis.

How hard is it to get into this comp?

 

[RefereeX]

How hard is it to get into this comp?

There was some very stiff competition!

 

[one]

It probably has more to do with the size of the competition.

 

[Peter Grove]

Dad, I received the Leslie Nielsen memorial award at school today."

"What's that, son?

"It's a big building with children and teachers in it, but that's not important right now."

 

[Kes]

I started my own business last year - recycling chewing gum but must admit I've been having trouble getting it off the ground ....

 

[RefereeX]

I just can not stand them Russian dolls - they're so full of themselves!

 

[Kes]

I was feeling a bit lonely so I started up a small business.
It's nice to have a little company ...

 

[Peter Grove]

I've never owned a telescope.

But I'm wondering if it might be something worth looking into.

 

[one]

What do you call a cappuccino with a cold. Coughie

 

[Peter Grove]

There are 2 types of people in the world:

1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data sets.

 

[one]

There are two sign of getting old, the first one is getting forgetful but I've forgotten the second one.

 

[Kes]

There are two sign of getting old, the first one is getting forgetful but I've forgotten the second one.

Poor grammar ....

 

[RefJef]

There are 2 types of people in the world:

1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data sets.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary, and those that don’t