True Story...

I shouted angrily at a couple of sparrows that were sitting on my garden fence the other day.

To my amazement, they both fell off and died.

I had no idea you could kill two birds with one’s tone ...
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Nelson was 5ft 6ins tall. His statue in Trafalgar Square is 17ft 4ins high. That’s Horatio of 3:1. :)
This morning a skeletal hooded figure helped me scrape my windscreen...

It was only later I realised I'd been de-icing with Death!
Most people have heard of Karl Marx, but few it seems were aware of his sister Onya, who gained fame as an Olympic sprinter.

Her name is still mentioned at the start of every race .... :)
Due to the current economic crisis, Greece is cancelling all production of humus and Taramasalata. It's a double dip recession!
I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my property over the weekend.

My neighbour is dead against it.