True Story...

Sheffields Finest

Maybe I'm foolish, maybe I'm blind!
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What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A Rolling Stone says, "hey you, get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says, "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!" :(

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My uncle just got struck off the medical register for having sex with his patients,
it's a real shame cause he's a really good vet.


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I had fun in this thread too! There are stories that are far from the truth but has gotten to be true. I have no impossible stories that have not been told yet. But I know some weird habits from my friend who eats his toenails and dandruff which is quite ridiculous.


I'll Decide ...
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I went to see a psychiatrist not so long ago about my obsession with sex.

"I'm going to show you a picture, and I want you to tell me the first word that comes into your head" he told me.

"Blowjobs" I said.

"Please wait until I get the picture out Kes" he replied. .....



I'll Decide ...
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I went to my hairdressers earlier today.

"How do you want your hair cut?" she asked.

"Can you cut it like Liam Gallagher?" I replied.

So she put on a parka, picked up her scissors and said "Alright knobhead!". :rolleyes: