Just found out the missus has been playing away by interrogating her phone bill
The little flouzy called the Chimney Sweep three times in one week. When i confronted her, she brazenly exclaimed, 'what's wrong with that?' To which I reminded her that we only have central heating
On another note, popped into the newsagent today. Sign said, 'no reading the magazines'. I picked up twenty or so random publications and asked at the counter, 'which one is The Radio Times'?