True Story...

[Ciley Myrus]

I hear Scarecrow has been nominated for a Nobel Peace prize.....for being outstanding in his field

 

[Sheffields Finest]

At last, some great news from parliament

 

[Sheffields Finest]

 

[Sheffields Finest]

 

[Kes]

A friend of ours needed a life-saving bone-marrow transplant and after many searches, a perfect match was eventually found in Argentina.

The operation took place last month and was a great success.

Our personal thanks go out to Diego - Marrow Donor!

 

[one]

A like for keeping this thread going.

Have you hear about the guy who had a d**k transplant? His hand rejected it.

 

[Sheffields Finest]

 

[Sheffields Finest]

 

[Sheffields Finest]

I apologise to all our colonial cousins, apparently they do have a Scooby Doo!! I was wrong all the way along!!

 

[Kes]

I entered a blindfold ejaculating competition last week.

I going back tomorrow night to see if I can find out where I came.

 

[Sheffields Finest]

Back in the day.....

 

[Sheffields Finest]

 

[santa sangria]

My friend opened a fusion restaurant: south american-indian.

Great idea but it was packed shoulder-to-shoulder when I went and I couldn’t stand it. I don’t like Argie-Bhaji.

 

[Sheffields Finest]

My friend opened a fusion restaurant: south american-indian.

Great idea but it was packed shoulder-to-shoulder when I went and I couldn’t stand it. I don’t like Argie-Bhaji.

Shocking place, I saw a sign for a vegetable kebab, I was served a marrow doner!

 

[RefJef]

I ref-ed the second leg of a cup tie yesterday.

Pitch was rubbish, covered with broken bricks and compacted rubble.

Home team won 5-4 on aggregate.

 

[Sheffields Finest]

Just a shame they were decent footballers too!

 

[Sheffields Finest]

 

[santa sangria]

I ref-ed the second leg of a cup tie yesterday.

Pitch was rubbish, covered with broken bricks and compacted rubble.

Home team won 5-4 on aggregate.

Oh my sweet lord!

 

[Big Cat]

I've just moved house (that bit's true!) and the neighbour's dog has gone and **** in my garden. The missus told me to get a shovel and chuck it over the fence. I can't see how that's helped as I've still got the mess on lawn and now they've got my shovel

 

[Mintyref]

Seems quite apt for this forum.........