True Story...

Sheffields Finest

Maybe I'm foolish, maybe I'm blind!
My grandsons is three years old and yesterday I took him shopping. When we got home, he had a chocolate bar in his pocket. Now, I didn't buy it and he certainly didn't buy it, so I marched him straight back to the shopping centre and let him loose in the jewellers. :cool:


I'll Decide ...
Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?


Because un oeuf is enough! :p


I'll Decide ...
At my dad's funeral in church a couple of years ago, I stood up and said one word - "Plethora".

As I sat back down my mum said "Thanks son, that means a lot". :cool: