The Ref Stop

True Story...

The Ref Stop
A mate of mine has just bought a pub and wants to rename it "Prince Charming" or "Stand and Deliver".

I've tried my best to talk him out of it but he is Adamant. :rolleyes:
 
My grandsons is three years old and yesterday I took him shopping. When we got home, he had a chocolate bar in his pocket. Now, I didn't buy it and he certainly didn't buy it, so I marched him straight back to the shopping centre and let him loose in the jewellers. :cool:
 
Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

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Because un oeuf is enough! :p
 
True story.....

No football tonight and the missus has got Fecking Love Island on!!! Who watches this s41te!!
 
Sheffields Finest said:
True story.....

No football tonight and the missus has got Fecking Love Island on!!! Who watches this s41te!!
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You just make sure u don’t have a rush of blood & breathing problems with all that bronzed flesh prancing round the screen :eek:
 
At my dad's funeral in church a couple of years ago, I stood up and said one word - "Plethora".

As I sat back down my mum said "Thanks son, that means a lot". :cool:
 
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