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A mate of mine has just bought a pub and wants to rename it "Prince Charming" or "Stand and Deliver".

I've tried my best to talk him out of it but he is Adamant. :rolleyes:
 
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but he soon realized that Toucan play at that game! :angel:
 
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My grandsons is three years old and yesterday I took him shopping. When we got home, he had a chocolate bar in his pocket. Now, I didn't buy it and he certainly didn't buy it, so I marched him straight back to the shopping centre and let him loose in the jewellers. :cool:
 
Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

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Because un oeuf is enough! :p
 
True story.....

No football tonight and the missus has got Fecking Love Island on!!! Who watches this s41te!!
 
True story.....

No football tonight and the missus has got Fecking Love Island on!!! Who watches this s41te!!

You just make sure u don’t have a rush of blood & breathing problems with all that bronzed flesh prancing round the screen :eek:
 
At my dad's funeral in church a couple of years ago, I stood up and said one word - "Plethora".

As I sat back down my mum said "Thanks son, that means a lot". :cool:
 
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