True Story...

P

Peter Grove

RefChat Addict

• Aug 20, 2024

• #621

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. Now that can’t be a coincidence can it?

 

santa sangria

RefChat Addict

• Aug 25, 2024

• #622

Did you know the CEO of Ikea is the new Prime Minister for Sweden?

Wow, what’s he doing now?

He’s assembling his cabinet.

 

Kes

I'll Decide ...

• Sep 11, 2024

• #623

I've just started a new job as a human chess piece.

The money's not bad. I'm on knights this week.

 

Kes

I'll Decide ...

• Sep 12, 2024

• #624

I was quietly watching some vintage porn last night when my wife suddenly walked in.

It was quite a shock - I had no idea she'd worked in the porn industry ... !!

 

P

Peter Grove

RefChat Addict

• Sep 19, 2024

• #625

I tried calling the tinnitus helpline today, but to no avail.

It just kept ringing.

 

Viridis1886

By the power of IFAB, you will obey me!

Level 5 Referee

• Oct 8, 2024

• #626

I just tried to Google "Missing medieval servant".

Page not found.

 

Kes

I'll Decide ...

• Oct 17, 2024

• #627

I've just bought some state of the art garden shears.

Apparently they're the very latest in cutting hedge technology.

 

one

RefChat Addict

• Oct 24, 2024

• #628

What do you call a dad who is not good at Dad jokes? Faux pas

 

one

RefChat Addict

• Oct 24, 2024

• #629

Wel.. that was self destructive

 

R

RefereeX

RefChat Addict

Level 3 Referee

• Nov 8, 2024

• #630

I started a new job as a roofer today and very nearly got the sack for masturbating on the job. Luckily my boss said we could wipe the slate clean…

 

one

RefChat Addict

• Nov 9, 2024

• #631

Can the admins add a cringe emoji to the available emojis please.

 

R

RefereeX

RefChat Addict

Level 3 Referee

• Nov 9, 2024

• #632

My local circus held a competition to find the best contortionist, so I entered myself… and won.

 

P

Pwizardo

Member

• Nov 10, 2024

• #633

RefereeX said:

My local circus held a competition to find the best contortionist, so I entered myself… and won.

Click to expand...

Is that what led to the awkward conversation with your boss too?

 

one

RefChat Addict

• Nov 11, 2024

• #634

I went to my son's room and told him masturbating can make you go blind. "I'm over here dad" he said.

 

P

Peter Grove

RefChat Addict

• Dec 11, 2024

• #635

 

Kes

I'll Decide ...

• Dec 11, 2024

• #636

I had a bet on three horses today called Sunshine, Moonlight and Good Times. Not one of them won.

I blame it on the bookie.

 

R

RefereeX

RefChat Addict

Level 3 Referee

• Dec 11, 2024

• #637

Kes said:

I had a bet on three horses today called Sunshine, Moonlight and Good Times. Not one of them won.

I blame it on the bookie.

Click to expand...

My daughter is in panto this year and that joke is actually in their pantomime, therefore I declare that either you are really named Buttons, not Kes or this is indeed NOT a true story...

 

Kes

I'll Decide ...

• Dec 11, 2024

• #638

RefereeX said:

My daughter is in panto this year and that joke is actually in their pantomime, therefore I declare that either you are really named Buttons, not Kes or this is indeed NOT a true story...

Click to expand...

You choose.

 

P

Pwizardo

Member

• Dec 11, 2024

• #639

RefereeX said:

My daughter is in panto this year and that joke is actually in their pantomime, therefore I declare that either you are really named Buttons, not Kes or this is indeed NOT a true story...

Click to expand...

Oh no she isn't....

 

R

RefereeX

RefChat Addict

Level 3 Referee

• Dec 11, 2024

• #640

Pwizardo said:

Oh no she isn't....

Click to expand...

You're correct actually, she isn't...

OH YES SHE IS