True Story...

The Referee Store
I bought a pet rabbit for the kids last week.

It fed it the corner from my ham toastie on Sunday.
Then it ate a little bit of my cheese toastie on Monday.
Then a smidgeon of my mince toastie yesterday.

I found it dead today.

My landlord says he wants to talk to me about why the heating bills for my flat are so high.

I told him he could pop round any time, my door is always open.
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