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Kes

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Level 5 Referee
My mate is hoping his girlfriend can make it back from the Ukraine before 25th December.

I mean, no one wants a chick in Kiev at Christmas do they? ... :D
 

GraemeS

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Level 5 Referee
I had my booster jab yesterday, and I didn't get a painful arm, it was actually my upper legs that got really painful.

I asked the nurse if this was a common reaction, and he said: "Oh, yes, that's normal. Your Pfizer sore."
 

Big Cat

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Level 4 Referee
Back street at night, taxi driver goes to me, "would it worry you if I told you I'm a serial killer?". "Nah", was my reply. "There's virtually no chance of having two maniacs in the same car!!"
 
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RefJef

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Level 6 Referee
On my Sunday league, I was appointed to ref a side I had officiated before, the Musketeers FC (a pub side from, you’ve guessed it The Muskeeters Arms) so I had a look at their recent form:

Not bad, they’d had a winning spree, followed by a high scoring draw:

All 4-1, and one 4 all
 

Russell Jones

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Level 3 Referee
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation ......
 
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santa sangria

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On my Sunday league, I was appointed to ref a side I had officiated before, the Musketeers FC (a pub side from, you’ve guessed it The Muskeeters Arms) so I had a look at their recent form:

Not bad, they’d had a winning spree, followed by a high scoring draw:

All 4-1, and one 4 all
Your life’s work. Wonderful.
 
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