A Dutch gentleman walks into a pet shop in Amsterdam and says to the owner that he'd like to buy a cat.
"Of course Sir, says the owner, we have lots of cats. What particular breed were you after? We have pedigree cats and mixed breed".
"Pedigree cats? enquired the gentleman. I wasn't aware we even had any pedigree cats in Holland".
"Oh yes Sir, replied the owner. For instance, we have the Groningen Ginger, the Rotterdam Rouge-hair, the Arnhem Blue and many more. These are obviously quite rare now though because of cross-breeding and so forth and so breeds like these are very much in demand and rather expensive.
"Hmmmm, says the gentleman, well I can't really afford a pure pedigree but obviously I'm keen on maintaining out national identity and heritage as much as I can."
"Tell me, he said, gesturing back towards to entrance door ....
"How Dutch is that moggie in the window?".