True Story...

[Kes]

I have a mate called Peter who's really short and works as a baker.

The other day, he was telling me all about baking flatbreads.

It was fascinating.

I love the Pita patter of tiny Pete.

 

[Kes]

BREAKING NEWS.

Covid Police have fined Leeds United £500 for making an unnecessary trip to Crawley.

 

[Peter Grove]

I told my wife I was making a bicycle out of spaghetti, but she didn't believe me.

Until I rode pasta.

 

[Peter Grove]

The self-deprecation society is taking applications for new members.

I've already put myself down.

 

[Kes]

I see that Phil Spector has died.

An interesting snippet of information (and not many people knew this it seems) is that his younger brother "Crispin" used to be head of Quality Assurance at Walkers.