Level 4 Referee
My chronic diarrhea could be hereditary according to the Doctor. Runs in my jeans
I'm reliably informed that the Norwegian, Swedish and Danish Navy all put bar codes on the hull of their vessels.
This is so that whenever they return to port they can Scandinavian.
Not sure about 16 to 25There are seven ages of man:
Sixteen to twenty-five... twice daily.
Twenty-five to thirty-five... thrice weekly.
Thirty-five to forty-five... try weekly.
Forty-five to fifty-five... try weakly.
Fifty-five to sixty-five... try oysters.
Sixty-five to seventy-five... try anything.
Seventy-five and beyond... try to remember.
What was it Bill Murray said in Stripes: ”chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it’s something special!”Since this is the "true story" topic....
Arrived at my U21 game yesterday and went for inspecting a second field as the field to my game had changed. Player warming up on the field asked "ref, what undies do you ref in?". I wasn't sure if I misheard him or he misspoke but I say "Victoria's Secret. Why do you ask?" He laughed and said "I mean under what age group?". He wanted to if I am the referee for their game.