True Story...

[RefereeX]

...laying the foundations for a successful season

Now that's a hardcore joke!

 

[Viridis1886]

I'd have a go at a pun, but I think the rest of you are boulder.

 

[Peter Grove]

 

[Kes]

Doctor: I'm sorry, we had to remove your colon.

Me Why?

 

[one]

I gave my seat to a blind man on the bus last week. My employer sacked me and I don't think I'll ever get a job as a bus driver again.

 

[Peter Grove]