True Story...

[RefereeX]

...laying the foundations for a successful season

Now that's a hardcore joke!

 

[Viridis1886]

I'd have a go at a pun, but I think the rest of you are boulder.

 

[Peter Grove]

 

[Kes]

Doctor: I'm sorry, we had to remove your colon.

Me Why?

 

[one]

I gave my seat to a blind man on the bus last week. My employer sacked me and I don't think I'll ever get a job as a bus driver again.

 

[Peter Grove]

 

[Peter Grove]

Madness at the petrol station today.

 

[one]

Whenever I see a 90 degree angle I think of my wife. She is always right.

 

[Viridis1886]

Whenever I see a 90 degree angle I think of my wife. She is always right.

I heard she is a cute one or are you just being obtuse?

 

[Kes]

I've decided to identify as a horse.

I'm told it can help form a stable relationship ....

 

[one]

I have trouble going to toilet. I was diagnosed with PPSD.

 

[Kes]

I answered my phone the other day, the person on the other end said they were from the Ramblers Association.

They just went on and on and on…

 

[Tealeaf]

Two fowls occur at the same time. What is the appropriate action?

 

[Kes]

Two fowls occur at the same time. What is the appropriate action?

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Clearly both game birds.

 

[JamesL]

I reckon they are both a hoot in the changing room.

 

[Russell Jones]

Important that we try not to grouse about these things ....

 

[one]

Two fowls occur at the same time. What is the appropriate action?

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As long as you get one one of them you are out of the woods. One bird in the hand is better than two in the bush.

 

[RefJef]

Ha! Reminds me of a Sunday league game I was ref-ing when we had a pitch invasion ….

… by a flock of sheep!

There’s probably a joke in there somewhere, but I can’t find it.

 

[Russell Jones]

… by a flock of sheep!

There’s probably a joke in there somewhere, but I can’t find it.

Probably because it’s actually a wolf in sheep’s clothing

 

[Tealeaf]

Two fowls occur at the same time. What is the appropriate action?

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Tie finished 3-3 so they swapped one shooting match for another.