True Story...

[RefereeX]

Everyone knows all about Karl Marx, but no one ever remembers his sister Onya and her invention of the starting pistol.

You must be aware of Danny Welbeck's dad, the army bomb disposal expert named Stan?

 

[Kes]

Apparently, The Innuendo Society has seen a huge rise in it's members.

 

[Kes]

I’m not a great fan of innuendos but I do like to slip one in occasionally.

 

[one]

Everyone knows all about Karl Marx, but no one ever remembers his sister Onya and her invention of the starting pistol.

Their brother Skid went bankrupt after starting an underwear business.

 

[Kes]

You must be aware of Danny Welbeck's dad, the army bomb disposal expert named Stan?

In that case, you'll have no doubt heard of (the late) Phil Spector's son Crispin, who worked for Quality Assurance at Walkers.

 

[RefereeX]

In that case, you'll have no doubt heard of (the late) Phil Spector's son Crispin, who worked for Quality Assurance at Walkers.

The shortbread manufacturers? I don't get it?!

 

[one]

The shortbread manufacturers? I don't get it?!

Not sure if you are serious. It also took me a while to get it but that's because I didn't know about the shortbread brand. But I got the 'inspector' part.

 

[RefereeX]

Not sure if you are serious. It also took me a while to get it but that's because I didn't know about the shortbread brand. But I got the 'inspector' part.

On this occasion.... I was on a wind up

 

[Peter Grove]

In a surprising announcement, Head & Shoulders have decided to discontinue their popular anti-dandruff shampoo line.

The decision has left many scratching their heads......

 

[Kes]

I keep asking what LGBTQT is but nobody can give me a straight answer!!

 

[Peter Grove]

I’m dating a bin lady at the moment but I can never remember if I’m supposed to take her out on a Monday or a Wednesday.

 

[Peter Grove]

Monday: Greg
Tuesday: Ian
Wednesday: Greg
Thursday: Ian
Friday:Greg
Saturday: Ian
Sunday: Greg

The original Gregorian calendar.

 

[one]

Finally achieved



World peas

 

[Kes]

The first rule of "Condescending Club" is really quite complex - and to be honest with you, I don't think you'd understand it
even if I explained it to you all in very simplistic terms.

 

[Archer]

I think you’ll find this is the first rule of Mansplaining Club

 

[Peter Grove]

We come from dust and to dust we shall return. That’s why I don’t dust, it might be someone I know.

 

[Archer]

We come from dust and to dust we shall return. That’s why I don’t dust, it might be someone I know.

My late mum died as she lived. Spread across the kitchen table by Mr Muscle.

 

[Peter Grove]

The hardest couple of football matches my team ever took part in were both played on pitches made of crushed brick, rubble and concrete, we won 3-2 on aggregate.

 

[one]

The hardest couple of football matches my team ever took part in were both played on pitches made of crushed brick, rubble and concrete, we won 3-2 on aggregate.

Surely it was fine.

 

[JamesL]

The hardest couple of football matches my team ever took part in were both played on pitches made of crushed brick, rubble and concrete, we won 3-2 on aggregate.

...laying the foundations for a successful season