I'm reliably informed that the Norwegian, Swedish and Danish Navy all put bar codes on the hull of their vessels.
This is so that whenever they return to port they can Scandinavian.![]()
He didn't Finnish the punchline.ROTFLMAO
The added genius here is that, for once, Finland hasn’t been incorrectly added to a lost of Scandinavian nations.
Anyway, I salute you!
Leave me out of it! I'm simultaneously a brilliant and awful Referee, until the observer shows up
Not sure about 16 to 25There are seven ages of man:
Sixteen to twenty-five... twice daily.
Twenty-five to thirty-five... thrice weekly.
Thirty-five to forty-five... try weekly.
Forty-five to fifty-five... try weakly.
Fifty-five to sixty-five... try oysters.
Sixty-five to seventy-five... try anything.
Seventy-five and beyond... try to remember.
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It was that Dordogne gag wasn’t it!Adios from me, 24 years on the whistle, 9 assessing. All done. Love the sport, full support for my colleagues in the game, but I'm out now. Thought I'd stick it in here rather than anywhere else. Logging out. Enjoy 22/23 everyone x
I didn't see that joke. Was the standard Loire than expected?It was that Dordogne gag wasn’t it!
What was it Bill Murray said in Stripes: ”chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it’s something special!”Since this is the "true story" topic....
Arrived at my U21 game yesterday and went for inspecting a second field as the field to my game had changed. Player warming up on the field asked "ref, what undies do you ref in?". I wasn't sure if I misheard him or he misspoke but I say "Victoria's Secret. Why do you ask?" He laughed and said "I mean under what age group?". He wanted to if I am the referee for their game.
Grammar.My 3 favourite things are eating my girlfriend and not using commas.![]()
It's also the difference between knowing your sh*t and knowing you're sh*t.Grammar.
The difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a Horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse