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Male Logic - Critical Thinking At Its Best! 
Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?
Man: Oh about £3.00.
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose.
Woman:
So a beer costs £3.00 and you've had 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at £270.00 . In one year, it would be approximately £3240.00 correct?
Man:
Possibly.
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend £3240.00 on beer, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at £64, 800.00 correct?
Man:
Erm...correct.
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a hight interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
No.
Man:
Where's your Ferrari?
Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?
Man: Oh about £3.00.
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose.
Woman:
So a beer costs £3.00 and you've had 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at £270.00 . In one year, it would be approximately £3240.00 correct?
Man:
Possibly.
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend £3240.00 on beer, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at £64, 800.00 correct?
Man:
Erm...correct.
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a hight interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
No.
Man:
Where's your Ferrari?
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