True Story...

[Viridis1886]

I'm not your typical campanologist.

But it seems I do often vaguely remind people of something.

 

[JamesL]

To the guy that invented zero, Thanks for Nothing.

 

[RefJef]

To the guy that invented zero, Thanks for Nothing.

(Honestly, the history of zero is really quite interesting. The Romans didn’t have a concept/numeral for zero)

Good joke btw

 

[Kes]

(Honestly, the history of zero is really quite interesting. The Romans didn’t have a concept/numeral for zero)

Fuccum. Lottovum.

 

[Peter Grove]

I told my suitcases, no vacation this year. Now I'm dealing with some emotional baggage.

 

[Kes]

My uncle, who had a really bad stutter, died in prison yesterday.

He never could finish a sentence ...

 

[one]

What do you call a bee that is being nice around you? Habibee

 

[one]

Where do bees go to take leak? BP station.

 

[santa sangria]

My uncle has invented a thought controlled air freshener.

It makes scents when you think about it.

 

[Peter Grove]

Although I'm bald now, I still keep the same comb I've had for nearly 20 years.

I just can't part with it.

 

[Kes]

A penguin walks into a bar and begins looking around.

"Can I help you?" asks the barman.

"Possibly" says the penguin - "I'm looking for my brother, can't seem to find him anywhere"

"Okay, what does he look like?" says the barman ....

 

[santa sangria]

Doctor: "What is this?"

Mad man: "This is a book i wrote. It has a total of 500 pages."

Doctor: "You wrote 500 pages! Wow, what did you write?"

Mad man: "On the first page i wrote 'One king rode on a horse and went towards the jungle'. And on the last page i wrote 'The king reached the jungle'"

Doctor: "So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?"

Mad man: "I wrote.....
'Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik ti tigdik tigdik...
Tigdiki tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik ti tigdik
tigdik.'"

Doctor : (stunned) "And what's that?"

Mad Man: "That's the sound of the horse running. The hooves digging the terrain."

Doctor: "And who will read your story?"

"I will put it on Refchat. Plenty of dem refs people will definitely read it. One of them is reading it as we speak!

 

[one]

Short autobiography. Didn't take long to read it

 

[JamesL]

Doctor: "What is this?"

Mad man: "This is a book i wrote. It has a total of 500 pages."

Doctor: "You wrote 500 pages! Wow, what did you write?"

Mad man: "On the first page i wrote 'One king rode on a horse and went towards the jungle'. And on the last page i wrote 'The king reached the jungle'"

Doctor: "So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?"

Mad man: "I wrote.....
'Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik ti tigdik tigdik...
Tigdiki tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik ti tigdik
tigdik.'"

Doctor : (stunned) "And what's that?"

Mad Man: "That's the sound of the horse running. The hooves digging the terrain."

Doctor: "And who will read your story?"

"I will put it on Refchat. Plenty of dem refs people will definitely read it. One of them is reading it as we speak!

Can't wait for the sequel...

 

[Kes]

Seeing as we all need to do our bit for the planet.


I’ve just unplugged a row of electric cars no one was using ...

 

[santa sangria]

My plastic vampire fangs thay ON during thex

 

[santa sangria]

Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs.

Because they are Inca hoots.

 

[Kes]

I've been told to search for a French woman with 5 breasts.

For there in lies cinque titty.

 

[santa sangria]

Cowboys used to put a lantern on their saddle when they were far from home so they could find their trail.

This was early saddle night navigation.

 

[Peter Grove]

I joined a writer's block support group recently but it doesn't seem to be helping.

That makes me feel really