True Story...

[JamesL]

Ha! Reminds me of a Sunday league game I was ref-ing when we had a pitch invasion ….

… by a flock of sheep!

There’s probably a joke in there somewhere, but I can’t find it.

I thought of one but it was a bit wooly...

Shaun steps up to take the penalty ... And he's hit the bahhhhh

 

[one]

Ha! Reminds me of a Sunday league game I was ref-ing when we had a pitch invasion ….

… by a flock of sheep!

There’s probably a joke in there somewhere, but I can’t find it.

Did you abaaaaandon the game?

 

[JamesL]

Did you abaaaaandon the game?

Missed a trick didn't ewe.

 

[one]

Missed a trick didn't ewe.

No way. I'm not a kid.

 

[Viridis1886]

Just messaged my uncle to see if he knew the safest way to lift a heavy box. He texted straight back.

 

[JamesL]

I got talking to a guy in a bar and he said he was a big pop star in the 80s, I thought he was lying, but he was adamant

 

[one]

I got talking to a guy in a bar and he said he was a big pop star in the 80s, I thought he was lying, but he was adamant

I knew him. I rented a house to him and his nine children. They were the tenants.

 

[santa sangria]

A bloke rang me up the other night, quite stuffy, affected voice, confused me at the time. He started blithering on: “I’m the dandy highwayman that you’re too scared to mention, I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention.” I tried to tell him he had the wrong number but he was adamant.

Much better 2nd house as my father used to say!

It only took 4 years to come round again @JamesL

 

[Kes]

Much better 2nd house as my father used to say!

It only took 4 years to come round again @JamesL

29 May 2018. Post #144.

3rd time lucky eh?

 

[santa sangria]

29 May 2018. Post #144.

3rd time lucky eh?

ROTFLMAO Touché!