Your "go to" phrases that you always use

[Greeny]

Player: "Ref, how long?"
Me: "Not long"
(used when there is less than 10 mins left)

 

[Greeny]

would you like an early birthday card of the yellow variety?

 

[Aled]

I forgot my special at christmas;
"Come on, there's 'x' weeks/days till christmas. Let's not get any early Christmas cards"
That usually works quite well

 

[oh liner]

You don't have to agree with my decisions but you do have to accept them.
I think you'll find that I've been equally inconsistent to both sides.

Top one I always use. Simple and effective

 

[mike mcgill]

"Why spend £10 on a fine when you can spend it on beer!" is one of my personal favorites

mmmmmmmmmm beer, but alas some players are just to stupid to work it out

 

[Ryan Owens]

Aled, you neither look old enough to buy your own beer nor to referee anyone who can! How does that work for you?

 

[HRW]

Aled - True, but you'll have to wait till you can use that one.

 

[Aled]

Aled, you neither look old enough to buy your own beer nor to referee anyone who can! How does that work for you?

How old do you think I am just out of interest???

 

[HRW]

Well your profile says 17 so err ..... 17?

 

[Ryan Owens]

How old do you think I am just out of interest???

Profile says 17, but I'd have said something like 15 probably.

 

[HRW]

Ryan, if he's a 6 then must be at least 17 after getting 8 to 7 by turning 16 then promoted in first season 7 to 6.

 

[SM]

Aled is able to buy beer ( * only if he purchases it with a meal at a Resturant)

 

[Ryan Owens]

Ryan, if he's a 6 then must be at least 17 after getting 8 to 7 by turning 16 then promoted in first season 7 to 6.

Two points of note: Aled is Welsh so I'm not sure that the same regulations apply. Second, I'm from Canada so I don't have a clue what regulations exist.

 

[Aled]

I'm 18 in November. In Wales and England you can do Senior football from 16 and can go for promotion from 16 onward which is what I did and also got. I'm now going for 3B or equivalent I believe to an English 5.

 

[HRW]

And there we have the answer - so all of he above technically stands.

Now, as Aled is still a minor (sorry ), can we all get off his back or this might end up being a welfare case (now thers's another tin of worm with a ring ull waitng to be pulled!). LOL

On the up side - if you've been using that line for a couple of seasons (in OA) you must have one hell of a beer fund pot awaiting!!!

 

[HRW]

Two points of note: Aled is Welsh so I'm not sure that the same regulations apply. Second, I'm from Canada so I don't have a clue what regulations exist.

nor indeed what we are talking aboot.

and I', not going to be explaiing them!

 

[Ryan]

I've used in the skippers chat "have a good game boys, I'll see you in the bar afterwards and you can buy me a pint" always gets a good response

 

[HertsFinest]

I've used in the skippers chat "have a good game boys, I'll see you in the bar afterwards and you can buy me a pint" always gets a good response

This is turning into an underage drinking forum!!!

Say, have you lads got any pokemon cards we can trade!?

 

[Aled]

If you want to

 

[mike mcgill]

How old do you think I am just out of interest???

by ur picture 12 so no beer lol

This is turning into an underage drinking forum!!!

Say, have you lads got any pokemon cards we can trade!?

large one please hic hic