Turned up at Arbroath once, (which is bang on the north sea and when doing a game there the waves actual hit you), opened car door and it near flew off....took about 5 mins to walk the 2 mins to the changing room, there was shakes of heads all round on arrival....
Did not even change into trackie, out onto pitch, could hardly turn head into the wind....everyone is like "ref we cant play in that"....
Quick formality to make it look good..ball out...whoosh, its away like an empty crisp packet...
Factually..cant even start the game as ball will not be stationery !
Gk, could not place ball for goal kick.....when he did..kicked it...flew out and back over his head...
No chance. game off.