True Story...

[one]

A Priest, an Imam, and a Rabbit walked into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit: “What is your blood type?”

“I am probably a typo”, said the rabbit.

This joke is so bunny.
Typo. Lol

 

[Kes]

There's a new fragrance come out for men who just aren't interested.

It's called "Leavemethefuc" cologne.

 

[Peter Grove]

I just spent a few days making a model of Mount Everest.

A friend asked, "Is it to scale?"

I said, "No, just to look at".

 

[Peter Grove]

I bought a vinyl record yesterday called "Sounds Wasps Make".

When I got home and played it, I said to myself, "This doesn't sound anything like wasps."

Then I realised, I was playing the bee side...

 

[one]

My son asked me why I keep buying vinyl in this day and age. I told him "just for the recod, it's always a sound purchase."

 

[Archer]

Happy birthday @Kes you old nag x

 

[Kes]

So, a chap at home, walking past his clever parrot's cage suddenly has a heart attack and falls to the floor, gasping his last.

The parrot, immediately managed to open the cage door, get out of the cage and fly across the living room to the telephone, knock the phone off the cradle and dial 999.
The operator answered saying "Emergency which service please, fire, police, or ambulance?"

The parrot replied:

"Whose a pretty boy then?"