True Story...

[one]

I ordered a thesaurus online but when it arrived and I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I feel.

You see, if you have NO words to describe something, a thesaurus even full of words is useless. (A small dose of PG medicine in my post)

 

[one]

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Eh,

That only work if one of them is right handed and the other left handed.
Or maybe one is British and the other American.

 

[JamesL]

That only work if one of them is right handed and the other left handed.
Or maybe one is British and the other American.

I might be being thick here,, but whatever country you are in, or whichever handed you are, left is left and right is right, and if you go on the left going up and the right going down then that is the same side of the staircase, no?

 

[one]

How about if one is southern hemisphere the the other is from northern hemisphere. Would your left hand be on the same side?

 

[Sheffields Finest]

Just got back from my local Tesco. I saw a bloke buying 4 crates of San Miguel, 5 Paella’s and and 3 Sombreros. I thought to myself...

Hispanic buying. ;(

 

[Russell Jones]

What game has four letters, starts with a T and is played all around the world???

 

[Sheffields Finest]

What game has four letters, starts with a T and is played all around the world???

Golf!!

 

[Sheffields Finest]

Bloke just knocked on my door selling coffins...
FFS, that’s the last thing I need!

 

[santa sangria]

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Eh,

This is so disturbing.

Capitalisation of headings, block caps, bold mixed with underlined, centred, incorrect use of caps in the key technical term.

Blatantly made by an award-winning graphic designer!

 

[Sheffields Finest]

This is so disturbing.

Capitalisation of headings, block caps, bold mixed with underlined, centred, incorrect use of caps in the key technical term.

Blatantly made by an award-winning graphic designer!

 

[Sheffields Finest]

@santa sangria didn’t you invent tipex? “Correct me if I’m wrong“

 

[santa sangria]

@santa sangria didn’t you invent Tipex? “Correct me if I’m wrong“

There, fix'd for a small fee m'lud

 

[Kes]

@santa sangria Didn’t you invent Tipp-ex? “Correct me if I’m wrong.“

There, fixed for a small fee m'lud

There. Fixed it for both of you. No charge.

 

[Peter Grove]

Whenever I Try To Eat Healthily, A Chocolate Bar Looks At Me And Snickers.

 

[Tealeaf]

Whenever I Try To Eat Healthily, A Chocolate Bar Looks At Me And Snickers.

Sales of those rocketed in London last weekend after the demise of the Marathon

 

[Kes]

Sales of those rocketed in London last weekend after the demise of the Marathon

Well, this is the off Topic section ....

(Marathon were just a poor man's Topic anyways ... ).

 

[Mintyref]

Well, this is the off Topic section ....

(Marathon were just a poor man's Topic anyways ... ).

Nooooooo! Don't tarnish a Topic by any reference to another chocolate bar, they're all inferior.......still edible, but inferior nonetheless.

 

[Sheffields Finest]

Nooooooo! Don't tarnish a Topic by any reference to another chocolate bar, they're all inferior.......still edible, but inferior nonetheless.

Can't beat a Minty Viscount Biscuit ........

 

[Sheffields Finest]

 

[Kes]

WARNING

If anyone receives an e mail with the title "Knock Knock" - don't open it.





Apparently it's the Jehovah's Witnesses working from home.