Blue GK is screaming (from 50+ yards away) for 4 cards - DOGSO red, handball yellow, delaying yellow and then a 2nd red for the 2 yellows (I resist making the obvious comment back to him you're thinking of now!)
Sorry but I don't think I'm able to seriously answer the question, still crying with laughter at the thought of this. If I had a player say this to me I might just have to abandon, don't think I'd be in a fit state to continue.