OFFINABUS

[Tino Best]

I cautioned a player who repeated and agreed with what a player was getting cautioned for!!!

Player One should something like 'thats a f'kin joke decision, you've given us fuc all today'..... As I called him over to caution him his nosey mate asks him what he'd said, to which he repeats it all verbatim and then says, 'well, he's right and you have given us fuc all'....... Cue double yellow!!!

i have done this as well

 

[Redster]

Sorry but your first sentence is the most Alan Partridge thing that ive ever heard!

You are most welcome

 

[Adam Coates]

I go on the context of the incident and who it is aimed at, Everyone swears on the pitch out of frustration (Misplaced pass, Missed a sitter or an injury) but if the swearing is aimed at me then its a yellow at least or if more serious words are used possibly a red.
Also depends how close they get to me, if there in my face shouting expletives then its a straight red!