Business Downturn Puns

[RefJef]

It’s curtains for the drapers, P&O Ferries are sunk, and the shoe makers have been given the boot.

 

[Sheffields Finest]

The whistle manufacturers have really blown it, Undershorts firms are now on their knees and Stockley Park have everybody lined up waiting for a bloody decision!

 

[Tealeaf]

The last member of staff to leave BrightHouse has been asked to turn out the lights.

 

[Sheffields Finest]

Is it really happening this time at DFS??

 

[JamesL]

No cigar for the tobacconists

 

[one]

The jury is out on the judges (or referees if you will).

 

[Sheffields Finest]

The trouser makers haven’t turned up at all and the sellotape manufactures are just wrapping up now!

 

[Mintyref]

Mr Whippy has just been found dead in the back of his ice cream van. Police said he'd covered himself in hundreds and thousands with a good dash of raspberry sauce......they think he topped himself..........

 

[Sheffields Finest]

Wickes are taking some hammer and Apple are feeling the crunch!!

 

[Sheffields Finest]

FIFA 20 has been pulled.... It has a virus!!! ;(

 

[one]

Divers have been holding their breath for the virus to go away.

 

[Sheffields Finest]

A 99 year old pensioner has been declared fit for work by the DWP!

 

[Big Cat]

Meteorologists have found themselves under the weather of late

 

[Sheffields Finest]

The band REM think it’s the end of the world as we know it!

 

[lincs22]

The lawyers have closed their cases.

 

[lincs22]

The fat lady has sung at the opera.

 

[lincs22]

Nelly the elephant has packed his bags..

 

[Big Cat]

I've heard the jockeys have been furlonged

 

[Sheffields Finest]

The Adult Entertainment Industry is in limbo, they don't know whether they are coming or going!!!

 

[Ben448844]

Bad news for the British Origami Society. They've folded