Business Downturn Puns

[Sheffields Finest]

It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few local businesses. A local bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and Dulux say that any losses can't be glossed over...
Anymore???

 

[one]

Kleenex has gone soft and can't keep up with the sh!t people throw at it.

 

[Sheffields Finest]

Sales in pet Lemmings have fell off a cliff!

 

[Mintyref]

Lego.....their business is in pieces......

 

[Sheffields Finest]

A local amputee appendage maker is on his last legs!

 

[Mr Dean]

Virgin has been f***ed

 

[afronaut81]

I know a few plumbers who have gone down the drain.
I know a few plasterers who have gone to the wall.

 

[JamesL]

Car manufacturers have put the brakes on production.

 

[Sheffields Finest]

Wickes are pulling the plug!!

 

[JamesL]

Bakers no longer making dough.

 

[one]

Something about butchers and bringing the bacon home

 

[one]

Soft toy manufacturers are stuffed
Second hand car part sellers are wrecked
Builders are demolished

 

[Sheffields Finest]

Armageddon.com are closing down. Its the end of the world as we know it!!

 

[Sheffields Finest]

A Helston golfer is packing up because he was well below Par! @Ross

 

[JamesL]

It's the end of the story for one author.

 

[Big Cat]

Game Over for Footballers & Referees

 

[lincs22]

The end of the line for train companies.

 

[lincs22]

It's no party for event planners

 

[lincs22]

It's a lock in for publicans.

 

[Sheffields Finest]

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Fan Club have said not to worry, they'll be back!!