Recent content by Darren Amor

Did the bang on the head help at all?;) Good luck with the test.

Not having a bad week really Craig. Two of the middles were really hard work. Tuesdays was simply nasty. One team had very little discipline and I've given 36 Fouls, 10/26 split. I've been on top of every one. 70 yards closer than the assessor for a caution he has insisted was red and done me...

Boredom on a line can kill your ref and pull your hamstring. If it's boring because all of the play is far end move an imaginary offside line further upfield and talk yourself through the players positions. If it's just a crap game I'm afraid you can only look forward to the next one. Keep...

4 supply middles, 3 assessments. Total of 5 red, a manager off and 16 yellows. 12 for tackles.. Just had the latest assessment through and I think he was somewhere else. But I should probably stop there, open forum and all that.

Right now I'd take a boring game.

Increasingly hard to find and well worth the investment.

Why though?:D

If you've said no and he comes anyway then the player leaves.

Trick I was given but couldn't possibly recommend for finding the lost player. Call in the captain and a player already on a yellow. Tell both that someone has to be cautioned for the offence and it's going to be a second yellow unless they offer up the guilty player. Seen it done twice and it...

Wouldn't trust a player with my 2p coin. Toss, catch, get on with the game.

Just needing to let off some steam now. 6 yellows, double yellow (only 2 minutes apart) straight red and a manager misconduct tonight. 5 minutes to add to the first half due to a mass co. 6 minutes added to the second half largely due to the red and manager. Assessor wanted one of the yellows...

Easy pen and possibly only a caution if the defender is already on the radar. Defender and keeper between striker and goal with another defender coming in to cover so no DOGSO. Besides that Greeny I've not forgiven you for the ice bucket nomination.

Not during the exam though. We'd only confuse you. :rolleyes:

There's one born every minute.

At supply league up they can break your season so it pays to be polite to the club sec and tea lady. Always have a drink in the bar after the game. But as Padfoot indicates you should referee as if they don't matter.