SM
The avuncular one
Bit of fun...
The path of the righteous referee is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the dissenters and the tyranny of fouling men. Blessed is he, who in the name of the county FA and good will, shepherds the players through the 90 minutes on the field of play, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious red card based anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my match control. And you will know my name is the LAW when I lay my misconduct report upon thee.
The path of the righteous referee is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the dissenters and the tyranny of fouling men. Blessed is he, who in the name of the county FA and good will, shepherds the players through the 90 minutes on the field of play, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious red card based anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my match control. And you will know my name is the LAW when I lay my misconduct report upon thee.
