Toilet Roll Challenge

[Tealeaf]

Take a song title and replace one word with “Toilet Roll”

Let’s get this started

Bon Jovi: It’s My Toilet Roll
Bon Jovi: You Give Toilet Roll A Bad Name (one for the 1980s school kids)
Genesis: Invisible Toilet Roll
Def Leppard: Have You Ever Needed Toilet Roll So Bad?

 

[afronaut81]

The Rolling Stones: (I can't get no) toilet roll

 

[Sheffields Finest]

Slip Sliding Toilet Roll - Simon & Garfunkel

 

[one]

Joan Jett: I looove toilet roll

 

[Sheffields Finest]

'I'm Saving All My Toilet Roll For You' .... Whitney Houston

 

[Mr Dean]

F uckin' toilet roll
- Pink

 

[afronaut81]

Happy toilet roll to me (x 2 whilst washing hands)

 

[Sheffields Finest]

Happy toilet roll to me (x 2 whilst washing hands)

Oasis Birthday then, you got a roll with it!!! HPBD....

 

[Nij]

AC/DC - It's A Long Way To The Top (If You Wanna Rock 'n' Toilet Roll)

 

[afronaut81]

 

[Justylove]

Lawnmower Deth - Watch Out Grandma Here Comes A Toilet Roll
Metallica - Creeping Toilet Roll
Iron Maiden - 2 Minutes To Toilet Roll
Slayer - Angel Of Toilet Roll
Helloween - I Want Toilet Roll
Stormwarrior - Odins Toilet Roll

 

[Kes]

The maturity and IQ level of the forum membership just took a plunge ...

 

[one]

The maturity and IQ level of the forum membership just took a plunge ...

That from a member who started the "true story" thread

 

[Mr Dean]

I think the Black Eyed Peas song 'Where is the toilet roll?' is quite fitting when visiting Morrisons.

 

[Kes]

That from a member who started the "true story" thread

Indeed, but a thread with infinitely more maturity and discernible IQ levels. (Spelling and grammar issues aside )

 

[Sheffields Finest]

Toilet Roll on the Tyne.... Gazza

 

[Dino Ref]

The killers - Somebody told me (that you had toilet roll).

 

[Tealeaf]

ZZ Top: Gimme all your toilet roll

Rolling Stones: I know it’s only toilet roll but I like it.

Meat Loaf: I’d do anything for toilet roll (but I won’t do that)

Meat Loaf: Good girls go to heaven (Bad toilet rolls go everywhere)

 

[Sheffields Finest]

A little less conversation, a little more toilet roll, please
All this toilet roll, ain't satisfactioning me
A little more toilet roll, and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more toilet roll, PLEASE!!! ;(

 

[JamesL]

Toilet Roll rhapsody - Queen
All the single toilet rolls - Beyonce
Yellow Toilet Roll - the beatles
Toilet roll is a DJ Faithleass
(what's the story) Morning toilet roll - Oasis
Through the toilet roll times - plan B

All featured on the Compilation album - that's what I call toilet roll 2020