Interesting one on Saturday. U12's game and mid way through the second half, player goes down injured. I stop play, looks like hes holding his chest, go over and wave the physio on. Before treating his player, he looks up at me and states "ref this pitch is far too big, my players are out of breath because of it" i remind him hes there to treat the player, the manager comes onto the pitch to assist him but says the same thing, i tell him that the league have authorised this field as a suitable field of play and have inspected it, as i was there when they did. Just wondering, what everyone elses best phrases/excuses theyve had off a team?