I had one that made me chuckle Wednesday....
Yellow vs Blue, yellow already won league, blue mid table mediocrity.
Yellow 6-0 up, ball played over the top by them, just before ball played I check the offside line to see a striker in the middle, unmarked but onside.
Sure enough ball goes over and he scores.
Then I get the constant protests of 'he was offside ref' followed by the obvious no from me.
One player says 'tell me how that wasn't off side ref' I said 'the player who received the ball and scored had at least two opposition players between him and the goal line at the time the ball was played'.
He then said 'I knew you'd say that, you refs always say that'
I did laugh!