Phrases to players

[WelshRef01]

Anybody got any phrases they like to say to the annoying players?

My favourite 2 are:
'At what point in the game have I told you whats right and whats wrong (or whats good and whats bad, whichever suits), I haven't have I? So why do you think it gives you a rights to do so?'

'If you want an argument, thats fine but there'll only be one winner and we all know who it'll be. Leave it there or you can take an early bath (or if to manager, watch it from the car).'

 

[JamesL]

I wont tell you how to play football... similarly I dont expect you to tell me how to referee is one I have used.

 

[MentalFrix]

If I am wrong in law you must correct me. If it is just your opinion, you needn't trouble me with it.

 

[Brian Hamilton]

"Have you finished...? OK come over here then..."

 

[Tino Best]

If you don't want me to give a foul get the ball not the player.

 

[DB]

"Your Mum"

 

[OIREF!]

I find 'and you think I'm having a bad game' works wonders when a player makes a howler of a mistake.

 

[Padfoot]

"Shut up" & "Go away"........used either singly or together........

 

[PinnerPaul]

You play and I'll referee

 

[Sheffields Finest]

There is only one bloke getting paid to ref this game and I've some bad news.... it's not you!