Just my first U16 match.

[RefereeX]

Wife: "darling, would you cut the grass?”

Me: *theatrically makes "cutting the grass gesture* "NOOOO!”

Your wife calls you 'darling'? I'm just grateful if the swearword I get called doesn't start with C.

 

[JamesL]

Your wife calls you 'darling'? I'm just grateful if the swearword I get called doesn't start with C.

Does she heck!