How About A Nice (Refereeing) Limerick?

[one]

I'm here to ref the game, not muck you
...

 

[Ciley Myrus]

If a player is fouled, and its in the box,
Dont play advantage, let him kick from the spot
Safe refereeing, its the best way to be
If you wanna be a superhero, then, seance with Stan Lee

 

[Kes]

That's more like it Scotland.

 

[Sheffields Finest]

The incredible Referreing Wizard from Oz,
Retired from his business becoz.
Due to lots of sniggers
From most of the diggers
He wasn't quite the Wizard he woz!

 

[Ciley Myrus]

Can I alter it from Limerick to Nick Nack Paddy Whack tune?

Shirt tucked out,
Shirt tucked in
Shout at me your in the bin
with a nick nack paddy whack give the dog a bone
I must have left my specs at home..