My first ever open age league fixture yesterday, 10 mins to go, ambulance called! Not for any of the players, staff or officials though but for a very unfortunate lady that was walking past behind the goal as a lad absolutely leathered a volley a couple of feet wide of the post. Hit the lady straight in the side of the face.
I really shouldn't, but I've read this a few times now, and the mental image is superb, I can't help but laugh every time.
I hope she was OK?