Fake hints and tips for new Referees.

[Kes]

Players/coaches, during and after the game, approach the referee to "ask a question" and then as soon as the referee begins speaking, interrupt them with your opinion. This is always the best way.

 

[Tingting]

The crowd's response dictates the decision

 

[Gamespoiler]

When players ask how long ref, 12 inches isn't an appropriate answer

 

[Runner Ref]

When players ask how long ref, 12 inches isn't an appropriate answer

And would also be a lie

 

[Homer Ref]

If a coach constantly shouts "Hands on the back Ref!" you should take your hands off their back and get back on the pitch.

 

[Tealeaf]

When a coach or spectator shouts at you “Are you deaf as well as blind?”, take the appropriate action and respond “No. Are you stupid as well as ugly?”

 

[lincs22]

When a coach or spectator shouts at you “Are you deaf as well as blind?”, take the appropriate action and respond “No. Are you stupid as well as ugly?”

No, the correct response is "no I am not. In case you are colour blind, the card is RED"

Then wave

 

[Steve Fall]

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1540413037339800/ - From Paddy Power