Champions League Floating Pitch

[Steve Curtis]

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/...hat-incredible-new-floating-football-13111451
Ok I'm never going to referee the Champions League Final but then again the referee at the Champions League Final is never going to referee on the floating pitch at Cardiff Bay Champions Festival. Unlike me I was given the news by the FAW yesterday. Proper proud.

 

[Sheffields Finest]

Yn dda Da ffrind

 

[Steve Curtis]

Diolch yn fawr iawn

 

[Ste]

Amazing - congratulations!

How stable is it? I'd be worried about getting sea-sick!

 

[Sheffields Finest]

If he's called me a %#€$ im screwed in Welsh!

 

[Steve Curtis]

Apparently it does move with the water & when the boats are moving in the bay. Trying to think of a few water based puns for my pre match instructions

 

[Sheffields Finest]

Tell them to tread Caerphilly.......

 

[GraemeS]

Tell them to tread Caerphilly.......

...or they might end up in the (Swan)sea

 

[JamesL]

...or they might end up in the (Swan)sea

With the w(h)ales

 

[Sheffields Finest]

Hope is not a Taff game.....

Thats sound Joey Essex when you say it out loud!!!

 

[Tino Best]

Just don't reg against the tide!

 

[xPositor]

To quote from the comments on the article: "there's bound to be a few subs and many dives"!

 

[richard ramjane]

oh, and dont forget to check the nets

 

[Cheshire Ref]

Oh dear oh dear, i hope you lot are better at refereeing than thinking up jokes!!!!!

 

[richard ramjane]

i'll keep the one about waving players on to meself then ....

 

[Sheffields Finest]

Seems like a reely good plaice to have a good kick about. What an op-perch-tuna-ty to show your talents!

 

[RefJef]

Personally, I think @Sheffields Finest is talking a load of pollacks.

 

[Sheffields Finest]

Personally, I think @Sheffields Finest is talking a load of pollacks.

No change there then Jetset!!!

 

[Tino Best]

Pre match entertainment Wet Wet Wet.

 

[RefJef]

... and presumably this fella will be in goal ...