Bench Side

[santa sangria]

In that 5 mins before kick off I'll play a song and just kind of get myself in a zone focusing on the game.

You take your washboard everywhere with you these days Jimbo???

 

[jofusref]

slightly diffferent but funny i was acting as 4th official at the Ayr international youth tournament
quite a prestigious tournament gazza, alan shearer, these guys have played in it.
anyway coach getting a bit lippy so i decided on the Ask Tell Shift approach eventually i say to him if you dont calm down
i will ask the referee to send you off, the 5 subs say to me just get rid of him ref i was in peices didnt stop giggling for about 5 minutes, he didnt see the final whistle