SM
The avuncular one
Well on my last birthday I had lots of cards. I did count them and the number was 36! I don't mean to brag. But my word what a jolly day!

Couldn't resist.
Ps @Ross and @DanCohen17 please don't ban me, I am just a slave to my comedy urges. I'll seek help...

Couldn't resist.
Ps @Ross and @DanCohen17 please don't ban me, I am just a slave to my comedy urges. I'll seek help...



It was something like - "Let's not go getting any early Christmas cards today!" Used it from about mid-November onwards till Christmas. Worked 9 times out of 10.