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I simply fail to believe anyone else is awake after that 48 minutes plus Infantino Mandated 180 Second Pepsico Guzzle Time™

[misread it slightly]

Get up, walk off for "treatment" (with my permission), or the trainer escorts you off. Your choice.

Ah shame to hear that @Phonesurgeon, hope all's well with the ticker. I've had seasonal and annual promotions and much prefer the latter tbh.

2041 was the highest I saw the number go last season. A handful of them are vaguely competent! :)

That's just the default when you live in Charleroi.

Dunno about anyone else but I can count from pretty much anywhere, except maybe underwater. So I'll be fine until February 🌧️🤿🛶

So were my boll-[abandon reply]

Golden generation, my golden bolloks.

How have you not received half-dozen emails about it this summer?

Have, and would continue to do so. Actions (of a coward) have consequences. Off you pop, appeal if you want.

The lesser-known Right Said Fred song. With benches, if I’m sticking my head in, then it’s not a conversation, it’s I’m telling them “that wasn’t acceptable, here’s your warning” or it’s straight to disciplinary action if warranted. Technical areas and centre circles aren’t the place for a...

Two things: a) I’m Canadian b) They’re from Qatar So easy red for me. Three reds. Bugger ‘em. (Not seen it)

Are they DELAYING the throw-in, and not just… eleven/crap/ten-nil down Yes: Start a 5-count No: “let’s go lads”

If a £40 shirt is your tipping point over whether you want to be sent 80 miles away each week to run a line for £55 and a cold hotdog then maybe the NLS isn’t for you. The local Feeder League will appreciate your expertise each Saturday.

I’d go off for a minute myself tbh 🍒 ⚽️ 💥

Nah it’s fine. When you think “they could have taken this by now” you PEEEEEP and go 🖐🏻 FIVE…

If I'm stopping play, then the injury surely warrants prompt attention. So you're going off mate, either with the physio or getting yourself checked-out when over there. When I (remember) choose to wave you back on is on me.

Unique running style but that would explain your knee 😂

Put down the fork and pick up the trainers. Job done.