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TWO WHOLE DAYS without football. Nearly considered watching Clanfield v Denmead tonight just to feel something.

I’m sure FIFA’s independent disciplinary committee will meet on Monday and ponder over a one-match ban ruling them all out of Argentina’s crucial friendly trip to San Marino.

Infantino's locked him in the VAR truck until he learns to love Big Brother. He's got those clockwork orange eye clamps on and all.

It's coming home AT's coming home Wonder who'll get the final. Dunno who's who tbh

That’s just how Germans talk. VE VILL BE MAKING UNT SUBSTITUTIONISM POST HASTE JA?!!

Take that, ya bloody baked bean botherers.

Boringly not, still sat at work. Despite our group chat banter 😂

Phwoar. Scenes no one everyone wants to see. 🤕 🥊 👜 Gwan lads, proper kick off!

Should only be L5s tbqh imho bbq

Saving you for the charity shield mate, just you wait.

Just three more games of this tedium to go.

The musical show will last 11 minutes. But that centre-circle stage ain’t gonna build itself, and indeed, nor the opposite.

Will be allowed to pick it up at USA Soccerthon 2038

Genuinely surprised we haven't seen more called-off this July. Bone dry pitches, absolutely rock hard with no give, and over 80°F. Sure thing Jan, stopping for 2 minutes of lucozade every 25 mins will solve it.

Oh flipping hell, just realised why I was getting ribbed. PILLOW CASE! :D

if this is still about that owed pint..!

a) go direct to county for woven one b) iron it on an old pillow case, cut it out, tape that Edit: pillow CASE! :facepalm:

Yeah, and having a good whinge. Pointed out they better get used to it in July, because we're not doing it just to be difficult.

This is fantastic.

Means they can spray you on door hinges to stop them squeaking.