Recent content by Archer

Test? What test? Fitness test? **** out of luck if you want one of those.

Being... Undoubtedly... a Pain in the Arse?

*dusts off the C1 (Bellend) placard*

Quicker to WhatsApp him tbh.

Might be flat, unless it's an Under-18 game then will require a minor.

Happy birthday @Kes you old nag x

Said it before one here but once saw a - quite frustrated - old fart "caution" all 11 players in a tedious U18 game for what was about their 4824th offside in the first-half.

Probably some ****e like Noon Chaffinch, Neon Blaze, or Atomised Citric Burst

I don't think @socal lurker is part of Team BOSH 🟨 :(

Used that horse/zebra metaphor at work today and sounded WELL smart. Cheers whoever it was.

Similarly, three seasons ago I received an Observation for a match I wasn’t at. Had an okay game. Might try not being appointed more often. I won’t tell ProRef I was at Old Trafford this weekend though 😂 (Edit to clarify: wasn’t ever appointed to the match in question.)

This'll popup on a LOTG monthly quiz in a couple of years and everyone will still be like "how the hell did I get 93%"

^ @ChasObserverRefDeveloper :)

Total crap isn’t it? Like the Core rebrand. Someone’s kid is clearly doing GCSE design and textiles or some such nonsense.

Think Bruno's been on the forum, staring at my avatar. Might have to change it.