Recent content by Archer

Hope this grassroots training tenner goes to improving some of the ding-dongs I get on the line :D 🎣

Gonna make my 26/27 resolution to just post one-word answers in this section. So here we go, from now on: Red.

Handball, sod 'em.

Gonna tell the missus it's actually in its 1st foot of length.

Agreed - two month ban on home matches, effective immediately. 🔨

Always makes me laugh when a ref makes their PL debut and a commentator (etc) implies they were hand-picked from Hackney Marshes last Sunday morning.

Always why I find time to do a couple of MDCs around Easter. Easy come, easy go… 💸

The problem with Quorn's appeal is they'll have no substance 🤭

I have to be there, they don't. Run round me, mate.

Archer 2.0 was at the game yesterday and text me at half-time "think he's dropped two clangers here"

And do it 40 times over 26 minutes with a little walk in-between each one, job done!

RefTech ones are alright. Seem to have sorted out the issue where they’d go off if a nearby sparrow farted. Fella in charge sorts out issues super quick too. (And their Nike-a-like shirts are decent too. Size up. Cough.)

Caution and advance 10 yards worked fine tbh

The 'Captains Only' protocol needs the X above the head signal tbh.

Why is it always the games I can't be arsed to watch?