Lol.
How many times do you do the toss, look at the winning captain and they stare back at you blankly, with 'what now' written all over their faces.
If there's the slightest pause the winning captain usually pipes up 'we'll have kick'.
No mate, you won, so you'll choose ends.
Even that seems to take on life or death type consequences. Or the home captain takes FOREVER to choose.
Surely you must have thought about which way you'd prefer to shoot first given chance. No? Just me then.