True Story...

[Peter Grove]

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. Now that can’t be a coincidence can it?

 

[santa sangria]

Did you know the CEO of Ikea is the new Prime Minister for Sweden?

Wow, what’s he doing now?

He’s assembling his cabinet.

 

[Kes]

I've just started a new job as a human chess piece.

The money's not bad. I'm on knights this week.