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santa sangria

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I'm reliably informed that the Norwegian, Swedish and Danish Navy all put bar codes on the hull of their vessels.

This is so that whenever they return to port they can Scandinavian. :)

ROTFLMAO
The added genius here is that, for once, Finland hasn’t been incorrectly added to a lost of Scandinavian nations.

Anyway, I salute you!
 

Viridis1886

I don't care if you got the ball...
Level 7 Referee
If people doing a quiz have a quizzical look on their faces, how do people look whilst doing a test?
 

Kes

I'll Decide ...
Level 5 Referee
There are seven ages of man:

Sixteen to twenty-five... twice daily.
Twenty-five to thirty-five... thrice weekly.
Thirty-five to forty-five... try weekly.
Forty-five to fifty-five... try weakly.
Fifty-five to sixty-five... try oysters.
Sixty-five to seventy-five... try anything.
Seventy-five and beyond... try to remember.

:p
 

Big Cat

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Level 4 Referee
There are seven ages of man:

Sixteen to twenty-five... twice daily.
Twenty-five to thirty-five... thrice weekly.
Thirty-five to forty-five... try weekly.
Forty-five to fifty-five... try weakly.
Fifty-five to sixty-five... try oysters.
Sixty-five to seventy-five... try anything.
Seventy-five and beyond... try to remember.

:p
Not sure about 16 to 25 🥵
 

Max2

Well-Known Member
Level 3 Referee
Adios from me, 24 years on the whistle, 9 assessing. All done. Love the sport, full support for my colleagues in the game, but I'm out now. Thought I'd stick it in here rather than anywhere else. Logging out. Enjoy 22/23 everyone x
 

santa sangria

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Adios from me, 24 years on the whistle, 9 assessing. All done. Love the sport, full support for my colleagues in the game, but I'm out now. Thought I'd stick it in here rather than anywhere else. Logging out. Enjoy 22/23 everyone x
It was that Dordogne gag wasn’t it!
 
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Kes

I'll Decide ...
Level 5 Referee
My friend the other day told me to "Cheer up, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"

I know he means well ...
 

one

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Level 7 Referee
Stolen from Facebook.

Son, we live in a world that has fields, and those soccer fields have to be guarded by men with whistles. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Soccer Fan? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for the players, and you curse the Referee. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That player’s yellow card, while tragic, probably prevented injuries. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, prevents injuries. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you WANT me on that field, you NEED me on that field. We use words like foul, play on, offside. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent refereeing something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very fun that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a whistle, and get on a yellow shirt. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you are entitled to!
 
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Kes

I'll Decide ...
Level 5 Referee
My wife once tried making a fool of me in front of her two sisters by telling them that I was no good in bed.

Had to smile when they both disagreed with her ... ;) :D
 
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