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A bloke rang me up the other night, quite stuffy, affected voice, confused me at the time. He started blithering on: “I’m the dandy highwayman that you’re too scared to mention, I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention.” I tried to tell him he had the wrong number but he was adamant.
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At my wedding, my best man stood up to do his speech and said just one word "Proliferation" before sitting back down.

"Thanks, I said, - that means a lot ....